SALly
04-27-2005, 01:00 PM
TRUE FRIENDSHIP
>
>Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always
>sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
>is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
>
>(1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
>against the son of a who made you sad.
>(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you finally got laid.
>4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>(6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
>(7) When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from you until you are
>well again. I don't want whatever you have!
>(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask?
>Because you are my friend. Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends.
>Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of
>them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
>Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
>will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
>
>Love, forever and a day.
>
>Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always
>sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
>is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
>
>(1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
>against the son of a who made you sad.
>(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you finally got laid.
>4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>(6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
>(7) When you are sick - I will stay the hell away from you until you are
>well again. I don't want whatever you have!
>(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask?
>Because you are my friend. Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends.
>Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of
>them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
>Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
>will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
>
>Love, forever and a day.